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Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child. Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as: "Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..." - "I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really." - "It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!" - "My parents wanted grandchildren." - "If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!" - "The bible says so." Breeders are easily spotted by the following: - their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat - the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places - their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving - their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim - their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat. This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
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Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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