breeder Tee
Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child. Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as: "Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..." - "I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really." - "It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!" - "My parents wanted grandchildren." - "If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!" - "The bible says so." Breeders are easily spotted by the following: - their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat - the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places - their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving - their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim - their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat. This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
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