Brat Rat Tee
From the Old English, from Middle Latin: Rattus Brattidilosus (n) 1. A creature resembling a rat in character; female. Most likely to be a younger sister, although not limited to. However said sibling is not of the same genus, likely being a half breed. Typically selfish and a sluggard. Has no regard for cleanliness or basic time management. Takes great sadistic pleasure in irritating people; targets siblings especially. Similarly, under duress, all individuals – good and innocent people - in its immediate vicinity are liable to receive physical and verbal catharsis. Speaks an uncommon dialect of English: Brattish. Typical expressions include: “gimme now”; “say that again and stab you with this fork”; “I hate you”; “no, you are!”. It also produces banshee-like noises; particularly woeful wailing whilst yawning. Scientists are still working to determine whether this is another mode of communication. Spends an inglorious amount of time on the social networking website: Facebook. Otherwise referred to in Brattish as: ‘my entire life’. Scientists have concluded that this is because whilst dwelling within the confines of her den, her entire sentience is possessed with only what other people are doing as she has no interests of her own.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.