BowTie Tee
A sad excuse for an Italian male, with a sheer disregard for work place etiquette and male fashion. WARDROBE: The everlasting bow tie is a must. It is a necessary and sufficient condition to be a BowTie. The bow tie is naturally sported on a classic baggy polo to give the male an uneasy and out-of-place look. Granted, an uneasy and mundane expression accompanies the equally disturbing look. NATURAL HABITAT: The BowTie can be spotted in 'tammarri clubs' equipped with the dreary 'BowTie' look. The club provides the perfect social setting for this perturbed being, given the large amounts of inebriating substances that lead others to consider the BowTie's presence as indifferent. Equally, when not found scouting for birds , the BowTie can be located at his daytime work office. Here, though, its behaviour is as unsettling as it is in the tammarri clubs. The BowTie is notorious for having a particularly poor and stubborn game. Poor because, quite frankly, because it sucks bawls, with a complete disregard to the opposite sex and courting norms. Stubborn because the BowTie keeps at it, despite the lack of successful courtships. Though admirable, one cannot help but feel a slight indifference to its attempts.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart