Bowlee Tee
A physical activity, akin to a Burpee, but requires a toilet bowl and typically some form of food poisoning. 1) The exercise starts with a short run to the toilet bowl. Stand facing the bowel, drop to your knees with hands on the toilet seat or rim and elbows must reside below toilet seat level to ensure proper form. Insert head into the bowl and proceed to vomit. When you feel the gravy train hedging for your anus then you MUST immediately move to the next step: 2) With your hands still on the seat, explode up from knees to feet. Quickly pirouette and drop your arse on the toilet seat and push for immediate relief. If there is time before you need repeat step one then I recommend you take that moment to wipe and flush. The exercise can be performed without food poisoning but in-between each step, either perform 10 sit-ups, or get a friend to punch you in the gut, hard. The exercise can also be intensified a follows: 1) reverse the order, shit first, vomit second. 2) enforce a no flush rule.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating