Bosnian Bomb Drop tee
A sex technique originating in Bosnia, which is gaining popularity in America. It involves a woman centered in the bed doing a handstand on her head and both hands in a triangular pattern. The woman then pulls her legs down towards her chest while her knees rest on the back of her elbows. The woman's genitals are exposed and spread open to some degree. She is ready. The Man standing on the bed then jumps in the air as high as he can, at the highest point of his jump he moves to become completely horizontal in the air. As he is horizontal, and still at the apex of his jump, he spread eagles his arms and legs as far as he can, looking like a human letter X. His erect genitalia is now pointing straight down towards the woman. Gravity pull the man down towards the woman similar to how a bomb falls from the sky. The man must try his best to aim his genitals into one of the two genital orifices of the woman below. Talented men can aim perfectly and land on their target. Novices at this move sometimes miss and hit thigh, buttock, or pubic bone, damaging their penis for life. If you do however hit your desired target you are required to begin coitus in whatever position you and the woman fall into.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!