Bongzapasta Tee
The "Bongzapasta" is a copypasta used by members of the "Fishtank Live" community. It was originally coined by XxBøngZaRippaxX, an avid Twitch user and early simp/supporter/paypig of BinxBasilisk, a Twitch streamer who was featured as a contestant on the third season of Fishtank Live, a 24/7 live-streamed web show created by Jet Neptune and comedian Sam Hyde. After season three concluded and was back at her home, Binx did a live-stream where she accidentally showed a direct message sent to her by XxBøngZaRippaxX on Discord. In the message, XxBøngZaRippaxX asked whether or not she received the other 6 packages he had sent her (he sent 10 all together), and shared his latest Twitch username, which was XThe7DeadlySinsX. XxBøngZaRippaxX then proceeded to confess his love for Binx, and thus the Bongzapasta was born: "This is definitely stupid of me to even tell you but here i go anyway. I have caught feelings for you binx. It's because you are beyond beautiful and just your personality, kindness, genuine beauty, the cute little things you do and your funny. You truly are perfect in every single way Binx. I also do really care about you binx. Well definitely stupid of me since you mentioned that weed thing on stream tonight"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means