Bomb Squad Tee
a group of high school guys that believe they are cool but are actually weak immature dudes that manage to fool girls into thinking they are cool. also manage to control the minds of others to make them believe they are legit but actually have tiny penises. they also believe they are friends but in reality their group survives on a chain of lies and misconceptions. they think people like them but actually everyone hates them and only hangs out with them because they want to be seen as 'cool'. act like dicks constantly and disrespect chicks but still have underclassmen groupies that want their undersized peckers. drive jacked up trucks and inefficient vehicles that their mommies and daddies paid for unlike hardworking, honest, and chill bros who are on the verge of extinction because of such cliques. long live the bro! A.K.A.-- "Jew Crew" and "Fag Patrol" also act "gangsta" and blast loud rap music out of their trucks even though they propose to be redneck racist good 'ol boys. also propose to be decent human beings even though they drink, smoke, and dip and wonder why that can never be have half the athleticism of a bro. they give the appearance that they will fight you but when a fight breaks out they stand a safe distance away and video the event but later account the fight in a manner that sounds as if they kicked someones ass while watching their pussy 'friend' get their ass kicked by a bro. most likely to follow a pointless trend like wearing flat billed caps and putting their full first, middle, and last name on facebook to make them appear sophisticated and smart. constantly throw up the 'shocker' in pictures with girls even though they never have and never will actually use the shocker. Turn nice, good looking girls into skanky hos who become disrespected by bros. some members of "the bomb squad" can be tolerable and even at times cool by themselves but once three or more members get together they become annoying douchebags with little to no respect for anyone or anything
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.