Bodi Tee
A Bodi is a drug in the form of a person. Highly addictive once it gets into your realm; beware, withdrawal symptoms are severe and last for months---even years. A Bodi is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. His muscles are so ripped that you just assume he is or has been Mr. America. His looks automatically draw the eyes of everyone; women pant, men are jealous and skeptical, even zombies are stunned (more so than usual) by the attractiveness. A Bodi appears immaculate, casual yet extremely sexy, white dress shirt, blue jeans that fit tight in all the right places, gorgeous tan, white teeth....simple yet eye catching. Speaking of eyes, if you meet a Bodi you must stare into his eyes. They are captivating...he will lock eyes with you and you will immediately know that great sex with him is definitely in the near future. A Bodi will treat you as if you are the most desired queen that has ever walked the earth. You have just died and gone to heaven, and you don't even know it yet! Even though a Bodi is an extreme risk taker, you should not be. Don’t run with the pack of hyenas that constantly torment an extremely attractive male. The “who” and “why” that results will shatter you, and could cause you to fall off a lethal ledge.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum