Blueryai Tee
A twitch elder god from the primordial abyss of the great before. T'was he who created life. T'was he who slew the abhorred eldritch abomination "Huggy Wuggy", "Mommy Long Legs" and "Catnap" of the Poppy playtime dimension. This supreme deity manifests himself in the natural world via avatars; for his mere presence in physical reality would shatter the fabric of space and time. Bluryai's avatars include "Keller Kumstain, messenger of the truth", "Sarah Panera, the sinister illusionist", and "Scaryryai, the eldritch monstrosity". The cult of Ryai, also known as "The church of BBG", occupies all reaches of the internet realm; inhabiting the "YouTube dimension", "the Discord reality", "the Twitter cesspits", "Reddit dungeons", and the cult's base of operations: "the twitch domain". Blueryai seeks the goddess "rubi rose", and has a sororal companion in his pantheon by the name of "lanaaaamae the goddess of yaps". Multiple other gods share a lesser place with Blueryai, such as the god of sieges: "miles", the lord of geekdom: "TommyNFG", and the freak of weeks "wackawackamanuv2".
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating