Blueball Tee
Blueball is a game similar is walley but it must be played against a small step with a small (preferably blue) ball. Aim of the game: Kick the ball at the step. Rules. 1. Two Player Game. 2. Must be played on work breaks. 3. True blueball is played whilst both players are smoking, however this rule can be broken if playing with a non-smoker. 4. If you hit the step, you gain a point, if you miss the step, your opponent gains a point. 5. Once you reach 10 points you then must win two shots in a row to win the game. Blueball Glossary: First Foot; The first kick of each round, the very first foot of the game is decided at random, after this the loser of the point takes the first foot in the next round. Blueballed; if there is an obsticle in the way of the step, similiar to being snookered. Blueshit; if the ball lands in shit. Shitfaced; if a Blueshit ball hits a player in the face. (also works with shitleg, shithand, shitarse, shithead.) Blueroad; if the Blueball goes onto the road. Blueslip; if a player slips over when playing. Bluedrained; if a player has to take a shot from a drain. In The Rough; if a player finds themself having to take a shot from rough terrain.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.