Blue Balls Tee
When a girl brings you so close to the point of orgasm, but doesn’t give you the release you so greatly desire. She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. After we stripped, she sat me down in her chair and pulled out four red, silk sashes from her drawer. She tied my wrists to each armrest, and tied my ankles to each leg of the chair, fully immobilizing me. She removed her panties, straddled me, took my face in her hands, and kissed me passionately while my immobilized body twitched in response to her stimulation. We both gasped as her warm, soft vagina engulfed my hard, throbbing erection. She put her arms around my neck and began riding me. It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building inside me as I approached orgasm, but she suddenly stopped and got off of me right before I was about to cum! I moaned in a mixture of pleasure and agony as my throbbing cock, soaked in her juices, twitched helplessly. “Do you really wanna cum?” she asked, smiling down at me. “YES babe, I wanna cum so bad!” She giggled. “Oh yeah? Well, too bad.” She put her panties back on, followed by her shorts and tank top. Uh oh! This was really bad! “Babe, PLEASE! I really need to cum!” My wrists and feet wriggled helplessly against her binds. “Hmm… let me think about it, and I’ll get back to you later.” “Babe, wait! PLEASE let me cum!” I tried thrusting my hips upwards, hoping that some kind of friction would bring my sensitive cock and balls to orgasm.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating