Blow Job Tee
We were riding the bus in brazil, and she gave the best look in her face...the look of "I want to suck you dick right here, right now"... I could look in her eyes and see her desire, her eagerness to suck my cock right there and then.We proceed to the back of bus, and she starts to kiss me, and grab my dick... I could feel my balls and prostate trembling... wow the antecipation sure adds to "finale"She starts to whisper softly in my ears..." My pussy is so wet, I want to suck your cock, please put it in my mouth, I want you to cum all over my face"...She licked bit my nipples.slowly making her way down to paradise land.I am as hard as a rock...my balls started to tighten up as she sticks my hard cock farther down her wet mouth. she then spits on head and rubs it all over my hard cock.. she started to lick the head, and move her hand around my dick in a clockwise motion...I was going crazy, my balls were hard as she pressed up agaisnt my ever hard PROSTATE. The fact that we could´ve have been caught by surprise, added to the moment.Finally, my hard cock begin to pulse, and I could feel the cum going all over her mouth and throat, and she stroked it perfectly... I cummed like a fucking horse, all over her mouth... and she spontaneously swallowed every drop of my HOT CUM!!! Wow...that was the best blow job I ever had. She made sure to clean and lick every drop of cum from my dick.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.