blooffamu Tee
Name: Blooffamu Diet: lettuce, Red Bull Allergies: lettuce Colour: Rainbow Blood: Gold (ichor, blood of the gods) Size: Emu with a large head Place of Origin: South America Easter Island Birthdate: summer of 1997 Population: 1 Facts: -has neck pains due to immensely large head -can only say Bloop because it was the first thing it heard -the reason for that is because it was born moments after the infamous ‘BLOOP’ was emitted near the Easter Island -also make the sound “Blurp” when twisting its tongue sideways -at birth, the mother emu exploded (using laws of physics) -the buffalo father was suspected to have abandoned the mother in shame that he mated with a bird -it sucks up cans of Red Bull regularly to grow wings -it’s head is very droopy and hard to lift, so that’s why there’s a pair of wings of its head to support it -it headbutts things to knock them down -it was discovered quickly, because it flew around to other countries saying bloop -although it eats lettuce, < the lettuce is named Romaine Hearts it is allergic to it---scientists are not certain how it stays alive, and plans on extracting blooffamu alleles to help people build a resistance against allergies
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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