Bloo Houze Tee
A Blue house (often referred to as blooz) located in the slums of Isla Vista, Santa Barbara. Occupied by 10 girls. They prefer going out on Thursday nights at their local club "sharkeez", where they usually get removed or participate in dirty dancing with strangers. Half the house has allegedly had sex with Uncle Sammy who lives next door at purple palace. He wears long shorts and likes to put his toes in the girls beds. The garage has four girls living in it and is usually the most popular place to "ski" and or have slumber parties. As for the other two bedrooms in bloo houze we dont like to say what goes down in them, two months ago they had worms in their sink. They have gone through 4 couches, one of which is a dog bed that is now located on their front porch, and they currently occupy themselves with a Television from the 1970's. One of their old roomates had a psychotic break and punched a visiting friend in the face five times. she no longer lives at bloo houze. Her breakfast sandwiches are missed. as for their guy friends they like to chant at them, if you know you know. Their favorite words are perv, jail, and RE and are used in almost every sentence. Bloo Houze is a legendary home filled with the hottest and most inspiring women and their fire will burn forever. God Bless
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum