Blokie Tee
A Blokie is when two or more tradies engage in sexual activities on the job site causing Budget blowouts and missed deadlines within the building industry. A Half Blokie is same trade sex and a Full Blokie inter-trades sex. the most common being between Electricians and site apprentices. Blokies generally only occur during actual work hours, never during smoko breaks and always lead to projects running way past time of completion which is why almost all building jobs are half arsed and require call backs and always run over budget. While the Portaloo is the preferred place to engage in a quick Blokie, anywhere on the job site that is convenient will usually be adequate to be considered a Blokie. A Blokie can only occur on the construction site on the client time and expense and any sexual interaction outside said job site is not considered a Blokie. While all the trades are known to enjoy a quick Blokie, electricians seem to enjoy it the most which is where they got their reputation for being a bit 'Dandy' although so far, that reputation is specific to the South Pacific.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂