Bitner Tee
Bitner is a strong man that is charming in all aspects. Although he may seem small, he is stronger than he looks, and can outclass almost anyone. He has flowing light brown hair, and beautiful eyes that mesmerize anyone at first glance. So beware if you are challenging a Bitner, he will blow your socks off, he has an angelic glow and he turns the heads of any girls in his presence. He is also the world's best salesmen, he could convince someone to buy a penny for $20...he is that good. He is funny and outgoing, very energetic at times, but he knows when to be mature and tone it down. He is respectful to all people and will alwags think of others. Bitner has crazy confidence, and can basically say or do anything with confidence, without the fear of rejection or embarrassment. He knows how to get back up when he is knocked down. He knows how to make money, and make a happy wife. If you know a Bitner, if he isn't already taken, slide in and steal him, because he is the best you can find.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating