bimbonic plague Tee
Overview: A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA. Scope: As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*) It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A. As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad. Effects: Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".) -Exessive blond hair. -Growth in at least 2 places *cough* -Developing a condition called: DITz -Beer belly lmao. -Part of the dumbing down of america -Infected Persons: "bimbo" -Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small -Reason for the size 0 pants. -Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid -Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE) -Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black) -Overly dyed, falling out hair. -167.9% PREP -the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company -Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl) -Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl Cures:(include) -Goths -Breaking a nail -Not showering for 5 minutes -the mall being nuked -College -Life -Taxes -Death -(death of rich parents) -Napalm applied to infected persons house -Week old cloths -Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!) -Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain) -AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer. -An AIM virus Known Causes: -Cheerleading -Estregen -teenage yrs -Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨