bimbonic plague

Overview: A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA. Scope: As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*) It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A. As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad. Effects: Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".) -Exessive blond hair. -Growth in at least 2 places *cough* -Developing a condition called: DITz -Beer belly lmao. -Part of the dumbing down of america -Infected Persons: "bimbo" -Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small -Reason for the size 0 pants. -Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid -Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE) -Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black) -Overly dyed, falling out hair. -167.9% PREP -the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company -Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl) -Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl Cures:(include) -Goths -Breaking a nail -Not showering for 5 minutes -the mall being nuked -College -Life -Taxes -Death -(death of rich parents) -Napalm applied to infected persons house -Week old cloths -Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!) -Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain) -AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer. -An AIM virus Known Causes: -Cheerleading -Estregen -teenage yrs -Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)