Bellmore Tee
A town on Long Island filled with wiggers who think that they're hard because they smoke pot everyday and go to elementary school playgrounds. Bellmore is divided into two sections, no one can just be from "Bellmore." There's North Bellmore and South Bellmore. North Bellmore is filled with hardcore gangsters (16 year old kids who smoke weed everyday, and never amount to much of anything in their lives) and you'd better not fuck with them or they'll fuck you up (throw eggs at your car during Halloween). South Bellmore is filled with assholes who have waterfront property, houses that are way to big to even be called houses and cars to match. Its filled with guineas who get their eyebrows waxed and go fake tanning, and...Jews. If you don't smoke weed and drink, theres not much to do at all here. Some kids go to Bellmore Playhouse, a shitty little movie theater. Outside of it, on Saturday nights, theres tons of little 13 year old kids who are tough because their mommies let them stay out past 11.OH, and don't forget about the hardcore sk8r kids who shop at Hot Topic and are so totally awesome because they skate and smoke cigarettes... Theres a middle school here everyone goes to, Grand Ave, a school filled with flaming queers and more assholes. I wished I had more to tell you all, but chances are if you're reading this, you already know.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨