Belgium Tee
A country located between France, Germany and the Netherlands. Originally two parts of both the Netherlands and France, Belgium gained its independence and became a monarchy on the 21st of July 1831 ( now the National Holiday). It is split up into two parts, Wallonia and Flanders. Wallonia is where they speak a dialect of French, while Flanders is where they speak multiple dialects of Dutch. Both parts are in a "war" between cultures, with many saying that Wallonia is the best while Flanders is actually the best part of the whole country. Almost everyone is Belgium speaks 3 (or more) languages (exept for the lazy Wallonians who for some reason mostly don't learn Dutch). The languages are Dutch, French and English, some in Flanders also learn German because its easier to learn when you can speak Dutch. Most belgian beers were brewed in the abbeys (some of which still brew) in Flanders. A lot of festivals are hosted in Belgium (most in Flanders), like Tomorrowland. Although I stated a lot of the best things are in Flanders, Wallonia is equally beautiful. Chocolate, landscape, waffles, a lot of belgian products come from there. TLDR; Amazing country (not a failed "city") in Europe with beer, chocolate, waffles, festivals, patriotism and beautiful women.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.