Beauty Tee
This is what I've reasoned beauty to be: Something that the mind uses as a survival technique. Without a survival technique such as beauty, we would not be able to recognize what is supposedly benificial to our survival. This definition mainly involves the search for potential mates. Since standards are made by society, it is only suiting that one looks for a mate that fits the social requirements placed upon him/her. The search for "inner beauty" is also important for survival. With "inner beauty" from one's mate comes emotional stability within him/herself, which is vital for a healthy life. Beauty in inanimate objects and sounds is also a way of survival. "Beautiful" things, such as a fruit basket or a painting, allow one to know that the object is harmless and will satisfy his/her physical and emotional needs. Beautiful sounds from things like animals inform a person whether or not the animal or object is harmful or harmless. "Beautiful" music aids in emotional stability, which, as stated previously, is vital to one's health.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating