Beauty Tee
There is only one word that can define beauty. A name, rather. “Jonas”. He’s so effortlessly stunning both internally and externally. He’s more beautiful than any person, any piece of art, natural landscape, poem, and any song. He isn’t just a ray of sunshine, he’s the entire sun. He isn’t just a flower coming out of the pavement, he’s an entire field of flowers that make people stop and stare in awe. The only pain he’ll ever cause you is soreness in your cheeks, because he’s extremely talented at making you smile constantly. There is one thing, though. He struggles to realize how truly beautiful he is. His eyes are the future, his smile is what happiness is, and his personality is what keeps you going on days where you want to stop. He makes you feel so loved. He’ll make you feel beautiful even when you’ve just woken up. He’ll remind you that as long as you try your best, no matter what happens, he’ll always be beyond proud of you. He’ll always check in on you, even when nothing is wrong. He’ll never fail to make you laugh. He’ll make you cry, but it’ll always be, as he calls it, a “happy cry”. While he is one person’s sweet boy, it is greatly hoped that everyone finds their Jonas. To whoever is reading this, think of someone you love so deeply that it hurts. There are so few out there like Jonas, so if you are able to make one as your significant other, you will be happy for the rest of your life and after that, too. So, think of your Jonas. I’m always thinking of mine.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!