Beauty Tee
Beauty can be defined in one word. A name, rather. “Jonas”. This is the definition of beauty. There has never been a person, or any living being, a piece of art, a natural landscape, or anything, really, as beautiful as Jonas. Jonas’ way of being is something no other person has been able to achieve. He is able to be there for you when he is the one dealing with the worst of it. He is able to make you feel like the most beautiful person to exist even though you just woke up. The only pain he will ever cause you will be sore cheeks, because he is extremely talented at making you smile all the time. He isn’t just a ray of sunshine, he is the entire sun. He isn’t just a flower coming out of the pavement, he’s a whole field of colorful flowers that make people stop and stare in awe. There is one thing, though. He’s really hard on himself. He struggles to see how beautiful he really is. You’ll get the, “I’m really not”, when he really is. There are few people out there who are like Jonas. If you are able to make one your significant other, then I can proudly say, you’re going to be very happy for the rest of your life and after that, too. Whoever is reading this, think of someone who you love so deeply that you don’t know what to do with it all. Think of your Jonas. I can never stop thinking about mine.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!