Beastman Tee
A mythilogical half-man half-beast creature. Commonly found in the wilderness, but rarely ever spotted. Few accounts of female and male victims stated, that this creature is tall, slim but strong. Partially covered in hair. These victims were found by local town's people, sexually assaulted and physically beaten. There has been two reported cases where people have been found murdered. Beastman has often been used as a deterrent to underage sex, see the example below. Beastman is currently wanted by serveral law enforcements and considered extremely dangerous. The worst case scenario reported appeared that one of the murdered victim's anus region was stretched approximately 20 cm in diameter (About the size of a small tree trunk). This caused the victims pelvis to be internally ripped apart, also crushing the spinal chord. Pathologists have reason to believe this was not done by any instrument but the actual creature's sexual limb, as alot of semen was found. Most cases of the 'Beastman's revenge' causes the jaw bone to be shattered, as it is violently raped.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating