Bearby Tee
Bearbies are, hence the name, resemble and are a subspecies of baby bears. They are born when two gay men (usually one being a “bear”) have sex. They are typically quite dimwitted - exhibiting very erratic behaviors such as screaming, crying, pooping, and breaking things, however most bearbies are incredibly smart in one specific field of their choosing, such as Scientology or archeology. They will often have nonsensical names - such as ploopy, pleepy, bertrude, mistletoe, and even “bearby”. There are 3 subclasses of the bearbies species - perfect bearbies, regular bearbies, and sus bearbies. Perfect Bearbies will never make mistakes and are some of the most intelligent and polite creatures you will ever meet, they are often a gold-ish color. Regular Bearbies will do typical bearby things, such as screaming and breaking things. Sus Bearbies will destroy everything in their path and kill other bearbies. They are incredibly manipulative and will flinch all over the place. Typically Bearbies will live for around 2 weeks, before dying of old age. Of course; they can die before this age for a number of reasons, such as explosion. Bearbies will also reproduce with each other and are hupersexual, typically producing upwards of 20,000 bearbies a day, with their bearby makers.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.