BDD Tee
Big Daddy Drunk. (Noun. Proper Noun. Adjective. ) A large, often baby-like "man". Probably a womanizer, but has very little game with women. Probably used profile pictures including women from his family to give the outer appearance that he may have some form of contact with the opposite sex. Although the overly pronounced neanderthal-esque features may be an obvious giveaway of a lineage relation. One of the advantages of this breed's inherent disability to form proper relationships with the opposite gender is the financial savings it can afford them. However the under developed brain of this species most likely will squander their monetary advantages in the ways of alcohol, over priced meals to be eaten alone, and online mobile games that lack depth such as Lineage Revolution, or Farmville. When these elusive beings arent squandering their savings or indulging their gluttonous vices they are most likely attempting to slide into a female's inboxes with promises of grandeur. Given the low IQ of previously observed specimens they will often attempt to move systematically through a circle of friends with the hope that eventually one will reciprocate it"s lonely nature and show the creature some sympathy. Results have appeared unanimously unsuccessful.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.