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Basically everybody is jealous of your location. You are a train ride away from Manhattan which in your words is just the city.You are basically a legacy at Sacred Heart, St. Roberts, OLBS or St. Kevin’s.. For high school if you were a girl you went to Prep. A guy went to Cross. You make friends in high school but you know the real people you hang out with went to your grammar school i.e. Sacred Heart. One of your parents probably dated one of your friend’s parents at some point in their childhood. You are either Irish or Italian and extremely proud of it. Any other nationality you may have doesn’t really count. You belonged to the Yacht Club until it turned into a Koran Church. At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station. At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be. Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B.Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s.Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

GayagayMar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W.Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

WilliamMar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K.Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T.Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knowsMar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PPMar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

JaysonMar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v.Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J.Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D.Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D.Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J.Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N.Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a.Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G.Jan 20

LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍

Angelina C.Jan 16
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