Basic White Boy Tee
A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.