Bangout Tee
To bangout is to engage in the act of initiating, continuing, or having already completed a process which itself may or may not have had a discernible beginning, end, or purpose, depending entirely on context, intention, and the observer’s willingness to accept that something is happening at all. When one bangs out, they are not necessarily performing an action so much as occupying a state of doing-adjacent momentum. The act may resemble productivity, resemble chaos, or resemble nothing in particular. Importantly, a bangout does not require results. In fact, results may invalidate the bangout entirely, as the purity of the term relies on its resistance to conclusion. Socially, to bangout can imply urgency without direction, confidence without qualification, or completion without verification. For example, someone might say they “bangout the whole thing,” which indicates not that the thing was finished, but that the speaker has decided it counts as finished for reasons that cannot be challenged without violating the spirit of the bangout itself. Philosophically, bangout exists in a liminal space between effort and excuse. It is frequently invoked to retroactively justify actions that were taken decisively but explained poorly. This retroactive application is not misuse—it is, in fact, one of the core features of the verb. A bangout that cannot be explained is considered a strong bangout.
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Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition