Baller Spread Tee
A really big good meal where everyone helps out and enjoys. DIRECTIONS: • Put the 15 Top Ramen soups in the trash bag (hold off on adding the seasoning packets). • Add hot water and let sit. The longer the better as the soup will expand. • When you open the trash bag all the water should be absorbed by the noodles. • For best results add two cans of tuna, two cans of smoked oysters, and two cans of smoked clams. • Add in all 15 Top Ramen seasoning packets at this time. • Add 6 ounces of mayonnaise. • Add any type of chips the homies saved from their lunches. (Hot Cheetos are preferred). • You can get wild and throw in anything else you can steal from the kitchen, for example olives or left over chicken patties. • Tie the trash bag up containing all the ingredients. Mix it up real good. • Let stand for ten minutes. • Bust it open. • Add to flour tortillas or bread to make good tacos. No matter what, if you try this at home, for some reason, it never tastes the same as in prison. Before you eat make sure you say a prayer to bless the food.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means