Badass Tee
See Ironman, Chuck Norris or Samuel L. Jackson. The epitomy of coolness- nearing that of Pokemon or lightsabers. Only achievable by learning several lethal martial arts, keeping a sword or gun under your bed, and slaying various mythical beings and dragons. Sometimes someone who is officailly 'BADASS' will get himself arrested, then escape from jail and kill several thousand people. Just for bants. In such events goverments have been known to cover-up evidence for such beings by claiming 'terrorist attacks' or 'natural disasters'. Only two true badass beings are proven by scientific research to exist currently. This is ofcourse Chuck Norris and Samuel L. Jackson, however talk of a third badass has been recently (in the past century) heard. A new documentary on the third badass has just hit the big screens after a popular series of factual comics. He calls himself Ironman. Scientist will not reveal any further information. With a third badass being on earth, it is thaught a final battle will comence between the chosen ones, for a place at the head of humanity. If this event does take place, the government will probably claim it to be 'world war 3'... but we shall know differently- wont we.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!