B-52 Tee
B-52s are the fat cats at parties and clubs who can get almost any girl they want because of their payload (money). Normally they're harmless and tend to hang around and flaunt their payload for kicks, just like in the Cold War. They can be a subclass of bogey. Having a B-52 at your side can be helpful, especially when you're approaching a large group of all hot girls and the B-52 is needed to impress the group, and take the bitchy girls (whose bitchiness will by annihilated by the B-52 payload), leaving you with whichever hot girls remaining. DO NOT use a B-52 on a group of 1 to 3 hot girls since that would be overkill; he'll end up with all the girls and you'll be stuck with nothing. There is a special kind of B-52 known as a Major Kong. A Major Kong is extremely confident and will hit on any girl (single or not) and may succeed in taking your girl. Besides being hard to bring down (humiliate), you'll need as much backup as you can, preferably the entire squadron, to bring down a Major Kong before he does any damage. Even when he goes down, he'll still use his payload as a last resort, so early interception is an absolute must.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.