Awesome Ball Tee
The best sport ever invented. A modified and therefore, more awesome version of whiffle ball. It is played in a backyard setting. Rules can be constructed around the various irregularities of a backyard/home field. No running is involved as runs are scored based on how far the batter hits the ball. The batter and pitcher must hold a beer at all times while this is optional for fielders and catchers. Four people is all that is necessary to play but the number can be increased based on the side of the yard. Beer should be funnelled between 4 inning games. 6 Balls equals a walk. There are 2 outs per inning per team. Two strikes or three fouls is a strike out. The home plate is a chair, if the pitcher hits the chair with the ball, it is an automatic strike, and the chair consists of the strike zone. If there are dogs or cats on the field, hitting them is an automatic out, and if the animal reaches the ball in three seconds that is an out as well. Rediculous 1970s uniforms in clashing colors should be worn. Great team names are "Sweep the leg," "Duncsnatch," and "Drago." Bragging is encouraged and referred to as self-calling.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating