Austin Tee
Lymymi. Tall, dark & handsome. Has an extemely sexy body. Any girl would be lucky to date him. Has a huge heart. Protective. Can be an asshole. Thee best kisser. Driven, dedicated & a dreamer. Has an average but very satisfying cock. He knows just the right way to put the p in the v to make any girls eyes roll back, toes curl up & scream. Can cuddle like no other. Beautiful dark brown eyes that are sometimes full of shit. Drives a caddy with a broken tail light. Likes boring stuff like war &politics. Believes in the law of attraction. Gives the most relaxing back rubs/tickles. Loves his family very much. Has had an evenitful, challenging life which makes him the person he is today. Generous &Dominating in bed. Flirty. Has natural charm and sex appeal. Hard to trust. Likes gangster music but has shania twain concerts with his girlfriend in the car when no one is watching. Has a killer smile. Great with his tongue &hands. Gives a person butterflies even after 6months. Smart. Funny. Knows what he wants &goes after it. Knows the best spot in the city to sip wine & sleep under the stars. Has the ability to be on your mind 24/7. Has good style. Charming. Muscular. Average at pool. Loves food, hitting the gym, working hard & spending the weekends with his girlfriend who is incredibility in love with him. So hands off ladies, he's mine & I don't plan on letting him go.. I suggest u find yourself an Austin, he won't disappoint you :)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.