Atheism Tee
After 13 billion years hydrogen turns into humans. After this transformation, we begin to see the natural progression of aquatic life taking on human attributes, which were spread from the explosion and expansion of hydrogen. After 2 billion years, a homosapien inhaled bee pollen into his lungs… this caused him to be able to think and reason. We follow the historical arch of the homosapien, gradually making its progression to mirror the aquatic human development, each taking in whiffs of particular pollens, enabling them to grow closer to the humans we see today. The race of homosapiens and aquatic humans became one through a serious of intense mating rituals. The combination of these two races created the humans of today. We can still catch a glimpse of the homosapien and aquatic features in what we call “children” in the current age. This is most commonly seen in individuals with blue hair or monkey-like intelligence. Some more prominent features of the aquatic humans can be seen in what we today call homosexuals. The primitive action of homosexuality was an act that the aquatic humans took part in which caused whole parts of their race to disappear and disease to run rampent. In conclusion, atheism is the most credible and reliable belief system. You can be anything you want! Evolution has proved this to be true. #atheismorbust
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂