Ass Cannon Tee
Ass Cannon Characteristics of one with an Ass Cannon 1) This person, man or woman, is known for their explosive power stemming from their ass cheeks. Sometimes unable to control their talent, he or she must be careful when going to take a crap, otherwise people one floor down from the toilet may suffer the consequences as the floor above may break due to the explosiveness of her ass and fall upon this person. 2) One with a humongous ass cannon can also contribute to society. Ass cannons are only called upon by countries military, for example, Greece or Canada, when all other options have been exhausted. Code words: “Release the Kraken!!” are used to deploy the one with an explosive ass. The ass cannon always gets the job done, and leaves behind a devastating scenery of corpses, radiation clouds, and of course, poop. 3) Not only used by the military, those with ass cannons can serve to be useful at barbecues to fire up the grill, as they have the ability to spew deadly fire out their asses.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating