Åse Tee
Åse is the fattest person alive. Her husband is in prison because he's a pedophile. Åse is a teacher. The is the worst teacher on the planet earth. absolutely no-one likes her. I'm Surprised the school hasn't been destroyed by her weight. Another thing about Åse is she never tries to do anything about her HUMONGUS number of tonnes. In school she always takes the elevator. On school trips the always drives a car when everyone else has to walk. Person1: Bro no way we have Åse today. Person2: Hell Nah. fuck that I'm skipping I fucking hate Åse Person1: yeah FR I don't want to get eaten by that 200 Tonnes fat thing. Person1: Woah Åse don't eat the table only the big mac Åse: MUNCH-MUNCH Person1: Remember your diet, only 20.000 Big macs today Åse: Oh sorry i got carried away, i cant see the table over my HUMONGUS belly.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating