arlington Tee
Arlington is a town in Massachusetts (NOT Virginia, NOT Texas, NOT Ohio, and NOT Illinois). The town mascot is an angry indian named after a pond. All the teams are known as the Spy Ponders, except the frisbee team, which is called the Dancing Pirates, complete with their own flag, logo, and songs about eating babies. The cheerleaders suck, and have a ten-minute cheer naming all the "captains" on the football team. There are more "captains" than there are entire players on the soccer team. The town colors are maroon and grey, and there is a town song called "Red and Gray," which is boring and repetative as hell. A large portion of the town consists of old people who are childless and old and don't support art. The kids are mostly white, Democratic, and middle class, with the occassional Jewish Neo-Nazi, though minorities do exist. The only good elementary school is Dallin, although Brackett is the smartest. At the middle school, take Latin so that you can have FOLEY, the short, talented teacher who sings and plays the guitar in his band that performs at drunken bars. The public high school, AHS, is substantially better than the exclusive Christian private school, AC, who hate each other with a burning passion. If you decide to visit our beloved town, please be on the lookout for two teenage twin boys who pretend to have a cult/gang called the Scorps, a wildly anti-government group. Many teenage residents think Arlington is boring, but we do have a chilly cow.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means