Aquawhore Tee
Aquawhore is the lead singer for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. Aquawhore prefers to live life naked and full of doom. We’re not talking about gloom. Doom is dark but awesome. Aquawhore sings along with Jizzabelle, the other lead singer. The combination of these two voices and minds would end humanity, which is exactly the point. You have to be prepared to hear/see CVT. Their music is like no other. A typical show consists of teasing by Aquawhore and his properly placed duct tape, Jizzabelle, and the rest of the band. Rabid badgers complete the show, along with various medieval torture devices. Brain-melting guitar riffs, insane drums and beats and the most amazing lyrics you’ve ever heard are what you should expect. Once you listen to CVT, you’ll learn about Aquawhore’s biography, which includes a pool, chlorine tablets, flippers and his mission to leave this mudball (Earth). He is truly a nice, skin-peeling guy to have around. Glub Glub. Other CVT members include: Jizzabelle Silky Donx The Touchy Priest Johnny D., head of Ninja security
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means