Anonpooer Tee
The act of segregation is termed as 'anonpooper'. People are segregated into 2 groups: members and non-members. Non-members are forced to live in plain igloos, are not allowed to buy many items and puffles and are not allowed to take part in most community events. Why is this? This is because Club Penguin penguins are segregated, just like the Non-Slone in 2020. Texas's segregation laws would prevent Non-Slones from having many of the same privileges as Slones, this creating an obvious divide between the two entities. This caused the uprising of Spacecaveman7, the most famed Non-Slone in history, beaten only by Anonymousman01. Club Penguin, however, has no uprising. Why? Because it lacks freedom of speech. You step out of line, you're banished. Sent into a permanent exile, an outcast from the Club of Penguins. Any attempt to revolt against Club Penguin's oppression will result in an exile. So not only does Club Penguin enforce a rank system, but it is also a fascist state. Club Penguin is not a kids game- it is quite the opposite. It is a work of a dystopia that has managed to convince its subjects that it is fair. With deep political undertones and a disturbing portrayal of contemporary Slonism, this may be the best work of dystopian fiction since George Orwell's 1984.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.