Angry Gav Tee
Angry Gav, is a bloke widely known for having a small penis, that when erect angry is said to resemble a small hotdog or in this case a sav (saveloy maximum length of 4cm) A guy with a mini man sausage, seldom having enough length or girth to touch cloth/the front of his undies & one who almost certainly sits down to piss. A penis is usually referred to as a schlong, dong, cock but in Angry Gavs case it would certainly be called a shlort because if it was landed on a fishing hook would definitely get thrown back. An uncircumcised Angry Gav is said to resemble an undersized pig in a blanket puff pastry. Gav once drunkenly whipped out his schlort in front of everyone but no one noticed as they mistook his schlort for some curly pasta & kept on eating their meals. Angry Gav is a top bloke, the best of blokes in fact & one who is great to go fishing with as you're guaranteed to get a bite from this bloke every time, whether on the water or on land almost always followed by an exasperated statement of "oh fuck off"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum