Angels with Scaly Wings Tee
Hello there, concerned roommate here. Recently, your son has discovered a game called “Angels with Scaly Wings". At first, I had no issue with your son playing this game. But soon, it started to affect his character. Only 2 days later, he started wearing a dragon costume he would never take off. On top of that, he has mysteriously gained a seemingly infinite amount of money of unknown origin. At first, he only used the money to buy furry fetish porn, but then things started to get concerning. He assassinated the prime minister of the United Kingdom, and then proceeded to pay United Nations to drop the whole thing and to cover it up. I tried moving out, but apparently, he had already bought half of North Korea’s missiles and said that if I leave before his "5 year plan" is complete, he will bomb everything and everyone I love. He has also forced Elon Musk to initiate reasearch on a "portal to The Dragon World" which he refuses to explain to me. I know he is 22 and you’re not raising him anymore, but multiple government associations are against me. My only option is to send this message to you, and hope you do something to control your son. Please respond as soon as possible and get your son under control, I am genuinely afraid of him, and it is very unsettling to see someone I used to know so well turn into this.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.