Angels with Scaly Wings tee
Hello there, concerned roommate here. Recently, your son has discovered a game called “Angels with Scaly Wings". At first, I had no issue with your son playing this game. But soon, it started to affect his character. Only 2 days later, he started wearing a dragon costume he would never take off. On top of that, he has mysteriously gained a seemingly infinite amount of money of unknown origin. At first, he only used the money to buy furry fetish porn, but then things started to get concerning. He assassinated the prime minister of the United Kingdom, and then proceeded to pay United Nations to drop the whole thing and to cover it up. I tried moving out, but apparently, he had already bought half of North Korea’s missiles and said that if I leave before his "5 year plan" is complete, he will bomb everything and everyone I love. He has also forced Elon Musk to initiate reasearch on a "portal to The Dragon World" which he refuses to explain to me. I know he is 22 and you’re not raising him anymore, but multiple government associations are against me. My only option is to send this message to you, and hope you do something to control your son. Please respond as soon as possible and get your son under control, I am genuinely afraid of him, and it is very unsettling to see someone I used to know so well turn into this.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!