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Anakin Skywalker. Born in Tatooine to slave mother Shmi Skywalker. It is common belief that Anakin had no father and was born through way of the force (in a kind of jesus like way) instead of illegitimacy. At an early age he showed much promise in the force. Jedi master Qui gon jinn discovered him and took him to the Jedi council where he was tested by the masters. Although he showed great potential, he also had grown strong attatchments to his mother, something that the jedi council claimed could lead to the darkside. Regarded too old to join, the council told master Qui gon jinn that they would not train the boy. Adamant that he was the one that had been prophesised to bring back balance to the force by the jedi elders, Qui Gon said he would train the boy anyway. This defiance from Qui Gon may have been something Anakin had picked up on early. After the death of master Qui Gon, Jedi Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi keeps his promise that he will train Anakin. After Obi-Wan Kenobi is made a Jedi Knight he takes Anakin under his wing. During this time Anakin became close with then Queen Padme Amidala. After ten years the two are finally re-united and Anakin confesses he has became besotted and has dreamt about the senator every night for ten years. Anakin is then assigned to protect her after a failed assassination attempt on her. During this time the two grow close and become star-crossed lovers, much like Romeo and Juliet. In defiance to the jedi way, Anakin marries Padme Amidala who later falls pregnant with his child. After having a dream preminition of Padme dying Anakin becomes worried. It is similar to the one he had of his Mother dying which later became true. This leads Anakin to joining the darkside, persuaded by the emperor who claims only a sith can learn the ability to ressurrect. Now Darth Vader, Vader accidentally murders his wife Padme by force choking her as he thinks she tried to trap him. Obi-Wan fights Anakin and Anakkin over estimates his abilities, and is outwitted by Obi-wan he strikes him down. Anakin falls into the larva of mustafa. The emperor quickly comes to his aid and svaes his life by mechanically keeping him alive. A dying Padme gives birth to his children who she names Leia and Luke. Darth Vader finally turns back to the Light side of the force as he watches the emperor almost killing his son Luke with force lightning. Anakin throws the emperor down to his death, ultimately ending the reign of the sith, fulfilling the prophecy that he would bring balance to the force. A dying Anakin persuades Luke to unmask him so he can look upon his son with his own two eyes. Anakin Skywalker finally dies a hero.

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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

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mine says "ass" on it lol

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Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

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