Amelie Ridley Tee
DID I MENTION SHES FUNNY!!! (Yes yes…even funnier than me). She somehow manages to make me cry with laughter WITHOUT FAIL, whether it be with a witty joke or a random noise or action. Her jokes are soooo good, I even get her to supply them for me to use with my friends (owhhh yeahh talented gf for the win!!). She accepts the good and bad in everyone, and is so great at seeing the best in others (even if she won’t admit it). I just hope she sees all the good that I can see in her, because trust me there’s A LOT A LOT of it. I may not be able to hold her in my arms all the time, but she is in my heart always. There’s a reason I keep calling her rizzleybeare, and that’s because I can’t imagine my future without her (aka she’s stuck with me hehe). I love her more than anything in the whole wide world, and she has made my life #WORDDDDD ever since she entered it. And I haven’t even mentioned her BODYODYODYODY. She’s got these gorgeous hazel eyes, and a smile that could light up a room. Not to mention the way her dimples pop and eyes squint when she laughs (so so so so adorable). And her jawline is so sharp it could slice cheese!! She’s also got a KILLERRR hourglass figure that makes my jaw drop to the floor. It’s like everything about her is just perfect for me. That includes her stretch marks!! I know she doesn’t like them, but I think they show her strength and everything she has overcome, and I wish she could see them through my eyes and recognise the beauty they bring to her.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨