Amelie Ridley
DID I MENTION SHES FUNNY!!! (Yes yes…even funnier than me). She somehow manages to make me cry with laughter WITHOUT FAIL, whether it be with a witty joke or a random noise or action. Her jokes are soooo good, I even get her to supply them for me to use with my friends (owhhh yeahh talented gf for the win!!). She accepts the good and bad in everyone, and is so great at seeing the best in others (even if she won’t admit it). I just hope she sees all the good that I can see in her, because trust me there’s A LOT A LOT of it. I may not be able to hold her in my arms all the time, but she is in my heart always. There’s a reason I keep calling her rizzleybeare, and that’s because I can’t imagine my future without her (aka she’s stuck with me hehe). I love her more than anything in the whole wide world, and she has made my life #WORDDDDD ever since she entered it. And I haven’t even mentioned her BODYODYODYODY. She’s got these gorgeous hazel eyes, and a smile that could light up a room. Not to mention the way her dimples pop and eyes squint when she laughs (so so so so adorable). And her jawline is so sharp it could slice cheese!! She’s also got a KILLERRR hourglass figure that makes my jaw drop to the floor. It’s like everything about her is just perfect for me. That includes her stretch marks!! I know she doesn’t like them, but I think they show her strength and everything she has overcome, and I wish she could see them through my eyes and recognise the beauty they bring to her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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