Amelia Tee
The most beautiful girl to ever exist. Count yourself lucky if she ever graces you with her face. With her dark hair, and beautiful green eyes with a perfect shape. Her lips full and luscious. A single kiss could bring anybody back to life. Her face carefully crafted and sculpted by Michelangelo himself. She even has a cute nose to tie everything together and make her face the most appealing to ever exist. Her body is superb, with a slim waist and thicc thighs. She has a perfect hourglass figure. She looks soft and sweet, she has the best personality you could ever know if you get lucky enough to talk to her. She once competed against Marilyn Monroe in a beauty pageant, and sent Marliyn home crying. She was voted the most beautiful woman in the world by TMZ, and deserves the title of Miss Universe for her charm, lovely personality, and her beauty. Seeing her face will light up your world and be the highlight of your day. She'll be the only person you ever want to talk to, and you'll wait by the phone counting the minutes until she replies. Super funny, super cute, and super sweet. She really is one of a kind. You'll be the luckiest person ever if you get to call her yours. If you meet her, do not ever let go. It simply does not get any better than Amelia.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition