Alysa Tee
My name is Alysa, and from experience, we're kind hearted, have the most innocent minds, sensitive and shy when it comes to relationships, and no self confidence. If you make us mad we will use punctuation in texting, ( Normally; Hey thereeee ) (When unhappy; Hi, what do you need?) We will always be there for you no matter what, even if you hate us. Can be scary, especially if you are trying to threaten us. We laugh at everything when we're in a good mood. When we get hurt we laugh because it's funny. Not afraid of much, especially not death or pain. We care about how we look to a certain extent, (non-makeup wise). Couldn't give a crap how you think we are, but will ask about it just to see. Don't lie to us. We typically change moods really quickly, we can go from being convivial and energetic to being gloomy and monotonous. Can be extremely quirky and weird. Have lots of talents, especially singing. We don't really find people's physical traits attractive, but their personality, because that's seriously what matters. Can listen to the same song on repeat for hours, did I mention that we LOVE music. We love when our love interests show feelings with emoji's and words, it makes us feel special. Anywho, Alysa's are totally worth talking too, we always have interesting conversations and views. We accept compliments verbally but mentally we are denying them at the same time. Thanks for reading! Now you know about Alysa's!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.