Alpha King Tee
Alpha King refers to an Alpha Male that is ultimately superior and therefore holds complete dominance over all others. The human social order differentiates among Alpha, beta and omega. All Alphas are however not created equal and it is the Alpha King that reigns supreme over all others. The Alpha King has first right over other Alphas to space, comfort, food and mating partners. The Alpha King is like other Alphas genetically superior, socially/ emotionally/ rationally intelligent and financially strong. The Alpha King however embodies most, if not all, of these characteristics. Hes superiority is therefore undeniable. Betas and omegas subliminally look for this in an Alpha King, as they need protection to survive on a daily basis and superior DNA to ensure the survival of the species in the long run. Alphas are selected by their subordinates to fulfill a critical social role as leader. They obtain it through submissive service. In return they bestow priviledges on the Alpha King that enable him to fulfill these responsibilities, such as more rest, more food and more mating opportunities. Priviledge is therefore a responsibility. The Alpha King is therefore as much a servant to hes people as they are in service to him. There is therefore strength in submissive service. This is the ultimate social order as it benefits all.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡