Alodia Tee
Well Alodia is a girl who has so many insecurities, and this always eats her up. People call her pretty, intelligent, talented and all, she's getting used to it to the point that she thinks it's all a lie cause she herself couldn't see it. She's the girl that every guy wants cause she has everything, well yeah she can't dance, and lazy I suppose, but for me she has it, she has everything I've been searching for. She's a pretty hard to get girl and I like that, to be honest I didn't even try to court her yet and I'm trying so hard to hold back. Alodia is the girl I wanna have so soon like for real bros, it's like if ever she'll push me away I'll hold onto her even more cause I'm hella inevitable, I won't freaking let my feelings for her fade in dime time cause hello it took so long to realize that I freaking like her. One thing's for sure the Alodia I know is One of a Kind, the girl that everyone has a lowkey crush for, the girl that is smart but hates math, the girl that is so secretive but I'm a lie detector, and yeah she's also a lie detector darn it, she's so wise with words, yeah she's playfull, one of the strongest girl I know, she might cry bout something but she'll overcome it, the girl whose voice is a melody to my ears, the girl who plays piano, a girl who knows how to swim, the girl who has a cute dimple on her left cheek when she forms a closed smile, she's Alodia the girl I freaking like, and I'd do anything just to have her.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition