Alison Tee
Alison is one unique, stunning, sexy and inspiring woman that has more layers to her personality and interest akin to An onion. With more flavors of personality, style and emotion than a bucket of “Bertie Botts every flavor beans” from Harry Potter. Each single flavor of Alison is a treasure to behold in its own right. It can bring a smile or a tear, a laugh or a howl. Strong willed yet fragile at heart. A racing heart or a smack of surprise. Strong but also very fragile. Elegant and casual. Kind yet ruthless. Fiery as well as gentle. Hard as well as soft. Determined as well as at times lazy. Deep to the core and light and breezy. Tough yet kind. Explosive yet patient. Glamorous and homely. Sassy and motherly. Childlike playfulness and grandmotherly potteringness... Beautiful though in every single way imaginable. Every single day is an adventure with Alison for her husband and her children. The only limits and fears she has are the ones she was told to have.... The world and sky is the limit for her talent, her humor and her love. She works hard and likes do things right and as best she can. Somewhat of a perfectionist and rigid at times but knows when to let hair down and drop moves on a dance floor that certainly attract attention. A headbanger at a rock concert and a silent painter in her own bubble. Alison is the most wonderful being in the world and to love all the flavors she brings is what is the most rewarding thing in the planet to know and love.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.