Alex Tee
can be a male or female name, the short form of Alexander or alexandra. Male: Crazy hot and a freaking sex god, this guy can have you begging using just his tongue. Sex with this guy will leave any room trashed and your bed being destroyed He can outdrink and outperform anyone and anything on the face of this planet and most others. If you're a friend of his, he is insanely loyal, and will take a bullet for you. On the other hand, piss him off and you will end up with your eyes looking out the back of your head. Get's pissed off easily, so don't push him, anything will set him off, from looking at him wrong to messing with his friends to doing ANYTHING to hurt a girl. He will kick your ass. Female: Somewhat tomboy-ish, will, like her male version, be able to outdrink most guys, and will laugh at any guy stupid enough to try cheesy chat-up lines or sleazy come-ons. she will also punch you in the face if you are a jackass . She has a bitter and sarcastic sense of humour that people mistake as being hurtful, and she can playu the guitar or bass. She will, almost certainly, own at least 2 pieces of black leather clothing, and her playlist will be hard rock and punk, with GNR, Metallica, Bad Religion and The Sex Pistols all in there. She is a tiger in the sack, and she does not do cuddling after. Like Joan Jett and Kim Gordon had a kid who got raised by Superman.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.